10+ Funny German Animal IdiomsHilarious Phrases & Sayings
The German language is full of funny animal idioms: from dancing bears to wine-drinking geese. Here's a list of the most hilarious ones.
02.12.2023
The German language is full of funny animal idioms: from dancing bears to wine-drinking geese. Here's a list of the most hilarious ones.
German animal idioms aren't far and few between. As you progress in your language-learning journey, you may find yourself itching to use more German idioms and expressions, in order to elevate your German from simple and straight-forward, to rich and eloquent. Here are some animal-related expressions, you won't soon forget!
This post is about German expressions & idioms involving animals. If you're looking for a big list of German animal names, you might want to check out our list of German animal names instead.
Letâs get right into it, with a light insult! The German idiom "einen Vogel haben" means to be a little crazy. It's like the English expression "to be nuts": Well, in German, you have a bird.
So, for example, if you tried to convince your eighty year old tandem partner with creaky joints to take part in the Berlin marathon, she may laugh at you and say
She may also tap her finger on her forehead whilst staring at you like youâre a complete idiot, to show you where exactly that bird is. If you ever see someone do that to you at the Edeka checkout, or on the street, you now know that person thinks youâre a bit mad.
You can say this to friends in a sort-of loving way, but you can also use it in a more serious manner. Let's say you get very angry at your partner for not washing up the dishes. You might say:
To remember the idiom, you may find it helpful to envision a bird looking for a suitable place to nest, and deciding on the vast, empty crater of space inside a metaphorically and literally brainless person's head.
When you have had a stroke of luck - perhaps you won the raffle prize, or you managed to grab the very last batch of warm rolls from the baker on a Sunday morning, then you have âSchwein gehabtâ.
To remember the expression, you could keep in mind one of the theories of its origin: how the German people suffered from famine during the Middle Ages, and to have been in the possession of a pig was considered, at the time, invaluable and a blessing.
Let's have a look at how to use this expression:
You can, however, also use it much more generally:
You may use this expression whenever you feel as though somebody has made a fool out of you or somebody else.
The English translation can also be recognised as an expression with the same meaning: to make a monkey of someone.
It can be used in any context in which someone is made to feel stupid or ridiculous.
For example, in the children's folktale "The Emperor's New Clothes", the Emperor is given precious âinvisible clothingâ, by sneaky swindlers posing as weavers.
As the Emperor presents the clothes to the public, in reality standing before them naked, one could say that the swinders "haben den Kaiser sich zum Affen gemacht".
You can also use "sich zum Affen machen" when you want to express how embarrassing something is. Here is an example:
When the reality of a situation falls short of oneâs expectations, or when the standards of something falls short of any benchmark, then you may use the expression âunter aller Sauâ.
Apparently the word âSauâ doesnât refer to the German word for pig, but comes from the Yiddish word for benchmark - âseoâ, making the expression easy to digest, if one remembers this little nugget of information.
In any case, you may find it just as helpful to think of the metaphorical benchmark sinking rapidly from the level of expectation, down down down to the ground and then further still, till it reaches below the belly of the heaviest pig chilling in the mud.
This is another figure of speech for those out there, eager to describe their unstable mental states with colorful idiomatic expressions. âIch glaub' ich spinneâ literally means âI believe I am spinningâ.
The noun die Spinnespider also translates as spider in German. However the expression "Ich glaub ich spinne" refers not to the spinning of a spiderâs web, but to the spinning of yarn - a common trade learned by peasant women during the Middle Ages, who were also, around that time, often targeted as mad witches.
You would use this expression whenever something so dramatic or unexpected has happened, you simply canât believe it and must be going mad.
Even though the expression has nothing to do with spiders, you may find it helpful to use that as a mnemonic: Imagine the act of weaving a gigantic spiderâs web and being driven mad by the repetitive, dizzying task.
The expression âDa steppt der BĂ€râ refers to a place or event deemed particularly exciting.
Germans sometimes use this idiom, when they want to express where the party's at or where there is a lot of action going on and where everyone is in a very good mood.
The word "steppen" is an older word for dancing, or more precisely tapping. The German word for tap dance is, in fact, "Stepptanz.".
So this idiom has to do with dancing bears. Can you guess where it comes from?
The middle ages was not a particularly jovial time for the average German. However, the little time allotted for fun was popularly spent at annual carnivals or travelling circuses - rare sources of unrestrained glee, where audiences were entertained by jugglers, jesters and curious wonders such as ... dancing bears!
Dancing bears were commonplace in Germany (as well as the rest of Europe and Asia) from the middle ages onwards, and performed tricks and little jigs for excited audiences - which is where this idiom comes from.
Itâs easy to imagine that these performances were likely the talk of the town, whenever they popped up.
Yet another expression that falsely suggests the involvement of an animal friend.
âEinen Kater habenâ refers not to a male cat, but instead to the medical German word âKatarrhâ, which loosely translates to âthe common coldâ in English.
The expression is used whenever someone is experiencing a hangover, and since the symptoms of a common cold are comparable to the achy feeling of a hangover, one can understand why itâs referred to in such a context.
However, to remember this expression, I like to imagine waking up after a night of heavy drinking to a rotund cat sitting atop my head, sinking its claws into my temples, causing my hangover/cat-induced headache.
Next time you wake up feeling groggy after a night out, remember this!
Before cars were around, horses were extremely valuable assets - used for transport, travel and farming. For thieves, that meant that they were especially difficult to steal.
If looking for a partner in crime, a thief looking to steal a horse would need to find someone he could completely rely on; someone he could trust, even in such a high risk situation.
So, the expression âmit jdn. Pferde stehlen könnenâ is used to describe someone you trust so wholeheartedly, that youâd even trust that person to steal horses with you and not let you down.
Apparently, treasure chests used to be decorated with illustrations of frightening, growling dogs, to deter thieves. If a thief were to come across such a chest, then they would know that theyâve found something very valuable.
With this in mind, âda liegt der Hund begrabenâ, refers literally to finding a valuable chest, and is used when the (valuable) cause of an uncomfortable issue finally comes to light.
For example, if your vampire child has been avoiding drinking the blood of the grandma in your fridge all week, and you finally figure out that itâs because heâs trying out veganism, then there you go! There lies the reason! Da liegt der Hund begraben!
The expression âWo sich Fuchs und Hase Gute Nacht sagenâ, can be used to reference the countryside, wilderness and remote, sleepy villages, far away from civilization, where thereâs a real chance for wild animals (such as foxes and hares) to cross paths.
So, basically, definitely not big cities, where toeless pigeons and wheezing rats waddle around. This idiom, however, is used to frame said remote places as boring, and away from exciting civilization, and the toeless pigeons that inhabit it.
For example, if your mum were to tell you that this yearâs summer holiday would be spent at your grandparentsâ place, who live in a village only heard of for âfamouslyâ (according to your grandpa) having grown the worldâs (4th) largest kohlrabi, then you may raise your arms in protest and scream âAber dort sagen sich Fuchs und Hase doch Gute Nacht!â.
After a long dayâs worth of hard work, do you sometimes treat yourself to a delicious glass of wine? Or perhaps a cosy hot chocolate? Maybe a tall glass of ... GĂ€nsewein?
GĂ€nsewein is a tongue-in-cheek slang word for good old, plain drinking water, used to sarcastically âdress upâ the less-than-electrifying drink with a sexy name.
Supposedly, the word may have been used in the past, when wine was a fine drink enjoyed by the wealthy. Back then, the only form of âwineâ affordable to the poor was no different to the finest drink to be had by the farm animals (such as geese) that they cared for: water.
To remember what GĂ€nsewein refers to, you may find it helpful to imagine a goose holding a tea party, serving - naturally - the spring water readily available at his webbed feet.
Whilst dogs can be energetic creatures, bounding across the field to fetch the stick or scare the life out of a squirrel, they usually sleep for more than half the day on average.
Our family dog, for example, would doze off all the time. Sometimes, when she was especially tired, you could actually lift her up so that she dangled like a wet fish from your hands, without waking her!
Donât worry; we didnât do this often.
Perhaps this association of dogs with sleepiness is where the term hundemĂŒdeexhausted came from.
In any case, the expression means: to be very tired.
So, for example, whilst dangling your snoozing dogs in your arms, you may say that your dog is hundemĂŒde, meaning: your dog is absolutely exhausted.
Another example for you: after a day of hiking through the mountains, you can expect to be hundemĂŒde.
When something is absolutely fantastic! Utterly amazing! Totally awesome! Then it is: affengeil.
âGeilâ is a word that is commonly used, especially amongst young people, to mean âamazingâ. By placing the âaffenâ in front of it, the word simply becomes intensified.
The word âgeilâ can also mean âhornyâ, by the way⊠so make sure you use the word correctly to avoid saying something you really donât mean to.
For example: âIch bin geilâ = âI am hornyâ, and not âI am amazingâ.
If you wanted to say that, you could say âIch bin ein geiler Typâ.
But well, ... please don't say that.
A mnemonic device is a learning technique that helps one to remember a piece of information in a light and easy way.
For example, to help remember all the planets in our solar system - Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, you could learn the phrase âMy Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzasâ, and use the first letter of each word to help with memorization.
In German, a mnemonic device is called an âEselsbrĂŒckeâ.
To make sense of the term, itâs helpful to imagine a donkey that needs to walk from one place to another.
Apparently donkeys arenât too keen on walking into water, so imagine it coming to a river and stopping.
By building a bridge for the donkey to walk swiftly over, you help it to complete its task efficiently and simply. In the same way, creating an âEselsbrĂŒckeâ can also help to succeed in memorizing information in a simple yet effective way.
